Why don’t lice go to church
because they’re hair-ticks
Why did the cookie smoke weed
it wanted to get baked
Why couldn’t the toddler seesaw
it was R-rated
My deaf girlfriend broke up with me because I was bad at communicating
I guess she saw a lot of bad signs
Be there or be square
cause when you’re not there you’re not around
I can’t weight until they define the kilogram
My boom box can read both cd and cassette tapes
what a total player
I was told that my detailed examantions made me seem like I had a stick up my butt
I was just trying to do analysis
When it comes to paper
that’s where i draw the line
*gets a call on my cell*
me: new nucleus, who dis?