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Why are chickens so good at improv

They wing it

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Why do druggies do into the repair business

So they can find cracks in the road

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Why are gardeners such freaks in bed

They like to get down and dirty

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Whats a kidney’s favorite food

peas

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The astrology student went to hollywood

to see the stars

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 789,

Hah classic

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Someone wanted to break a dollar into dimes

it was in-tens 

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Why didn’t the carpenter bring the old handsaw with him

It didn’t make the cut

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Why are squids so smart

They’re great at Th-inking

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Pastery Bakers

are pretty sweet